|
|
Friday, December 8, 2006 Henry dons yet another disguise to help Katie win her man.
Today’s episode was directed by Maria Wagner and written by Susan Dansby.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: Okay, good, there she is. Listen, all you have to do is look -- Henry, come on! Henry: What if someone I know sees me? Katie: You're dressed up as a clown, and a tall, ugly nurse. Why are you suddenly so concerned about wearing a goatee? Henry: Just a second here. I was never ugly! Katie: Okay, let's go. Henry: What about her? How ugly is she? Katie: Who? Henry: This Vienna person. Simon doesn't want her. Mike doesn't want her. Katie: She's not ugly. Henry: Okay, what's wrong with her? Something has to be wrong with her. Katie: Nothing is wrong with her! Have you thought about that? Katie: I'm willing to take that risk. Let's go. Henry: Think this through for a second. What if the diamonds of Leonia are safely stashed in Leonia? I mean, the police don't seem too concerned. Katie: Well, Vienna suddenly showed up in Oakdale, right after Jack called her to ask her about the diamonds. If it has nothing to do with the diamonds, what is she doing here? Henry: Visiting friends? Katie: No. Vienna knows something about Simon and those diamonds, and we're going to find out what it is. Henry: We? You go ahead. I'm gonna stay right here. Katie: Vienna does not like me any more than I like her. She does like tall, strong men. Henry: Is that her over there? Well, maybe I could help you out just this once.
Henry: Pardon me -- Vienna: Yes? Henry: Wow. Vienna: Oh. I thought you were European when you first spoke to me, but you're American? Henry: No, no, no of course not. I was just -- how do you say? I was fitting in with my surroundings. I saw you from afar, and I was not prepared -- Vienna: Prepared for? Henry: So close. Your beauty, it's -- it's dazzling. Vienna: Oh, well thank you. But you've seen me? Henry: On formal occasions, with the prince of Leonia. Vienna: Here? Henry: Everywhere. I am S.P.D. Of L. The special police division of Leonia. Vienna: What exactly is -- Henry: You've heard of the KGB, the CIA, the NSA? Yes? Vienna: Yes. But I've never heard of -- Henry: Of course you've never heard of it. We keep our activities secret. Vienna: Well, you certainly got here quickly. Henry: I did? Yes, yes, I did! Yes. Vienna: Did Detective Jack contact you? Henry: Not exactly. We intercepted some of his communications. Vienna: Wow, so you're here to take my statement? Henry: Yes, I am. How about your phone number? In case I -- we need to get more details later. Vienna: Of course. I'm ready and willing to give you everything you need. But I'm a little thirsty. Henry: What would you like to drink? Another cocktail? You tell me. Henry: One favorite drink coming right up. Quick. What's her favorite drink? Katie: Anything that costs more than $500. Henry: Okay, okay, come on. I've got to prime the pump here, baby. Katie: Okay. Just make sure I get my money's worth. Henry: Yeah, you will.
Vienna: And were you guarding the prince on his trip to Monaco last month? Henry: Oh, yes of course. We members of the S.P.D. Of l must be near the prince at all times. Vie don't play with me after you've seen me naked. Henry: I would never do that. Unless of course, you insisted. Vienna: I just love your goatee. Maybe you and I could recreate that moment in Monaco -- and swim naked in the moonlight. Henry: I know of a hot springs very near here. Vienna: What is it? Henry: I was just signaling to the bartender to bring us another bottle of champagne. Vienna: Oh so we could take that with us when we go for our swim. A hot spring in the cold and the moonlight it makes me so -- hot. Henry: Me too. But first, let us take care of this annoying business, quickly. What happened the night that you ed with the prince and unfortunately, we'd been waiting for quite a while. I had a little bit too much champagne. That makes me very -- pliable. Henry: Oh, yes? Does it? Vienna: And so that's when I saw this awful man from my past. And I didn't -- Mikey! How wonderful to see an old friend. I've been so lonely. Enrique? Henry: Just doing my job, moving along. Mike: Henry? What are you doing? Why are you wearing that stupid beard?
Henry: Look I'm undercover, okay? I'm just doing a job. Mike: Since when? Vienna: Enrique, you lied to me? Henry: No -- Mike: Katie. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going? Katie: I'm helping to put Simon in jail where he belongs so that you and I can be together -- Vienna: Is that what this is all about? Simon stealing the diamonds? Mike: He really stole them? You can prove that? Vienna: Well, not exactly prove, but -- you should have just asked me, instead of sending this -- person, who's trying to seduce me with champagne. Henry: You know, about that -- I am still up for that swim, if you are. Katie: Wait, hold on. But you said -- you told Jack -- Vienna: Yeah, I know what I told Jack, that the jewels were in the royal vault, and I was mistaken. Henry: That's great. About that swim. Vienna: So you and your wife are trying to put Simon in jail? Mike: No, I didn't have anything to do with this. Katie and I are -- Katie: No, you don't need to tell her. Vienna: What is it? Henry: Mike and Katie are separated. You know, about that swim -- Vienna: Really? Henry: Oh, man -- Vienna: Well, then, who cares about the stupid diamonds? You know, you are here, and so am I, and we're both unattached. Maybe we should -- Mike: Look, it's good seeing you, okay? There's something I got to do. Vienna: You lied to me. Vienna: Well, I find that very intriguing in a man. Henry: I lie all the time. I can't seem to stop myself. Katie: Hey! Isn't that great about the diamonds? It proves that I'm right, that Simon's still a thief. Mike: And you are still obsessing over him. Katie: No, I'm obsessing over you. You're my husband, I love you. I'm only trying to gather this evidence against Simon so that -- Mike: To what? To prove something to me? Katie, you slept with the guy. That's all the proof I need that we don't belong together anymore. Vienna: Well, maybe if you lose the goatee. Henry: Consider it gone. Katie: Sorry, Henry. Vienna: So, are we going swimming or not? Henry: I'm afraid not. Here. Vienna: Ah, well. Henry: Mike? You go home and -- we'll get together tomorrow, huh? Katie: No, no, no, I have to do something tonight. The faster Simon is in jail, the faster Mike will forgive me. Henry: But you just -- Katie: No, he has to forgive me! I can't lose him, Henry. Henry: Okay, you figure out what you want to do and give me a call. Katie: Let's go to the police. Henry: Jack already has Vienna's statement -- Katie: Then why hasn't he arrested Simon? Let's go find out, please? Henry: Oh, come on.
Mike: So Vienna really did give you a statement? Jack: Yeah, according to her, Simon stole the diamond necklace she was wearing the night of the gala. Mike: So what happens next? Katie: Okay, when are you arresting Simon? Jack: I need more information, Katie. Katie: Well, Vienna is saying now that the jewels really were stolen -- Jack: The thing is, they weren't Vienna's jewels, so she can't give me an official statement. Only the prince can do that. Henry, what are you doing, you need to stay here in case you need to be a witness. Henry: Witness to what? Katie: I don't know. Police incompetence. Mike: Katie -- Henry: I think you're very competent, for the record. Katie: You need to call the prince and tell him what's going on. Jack: Thank you, Katie, I know what I need to do. And I have called the prince, he's on holiday and I'm waiting to hear back. Katie: Oh, come on. Nobody in Leonia can get a hold of him? That's ridiculous. Tell them that it's urgent! Get him on the phone, now! Henry: Katie, stop yelling at the nice detective. Jack: I am doing the best I can with what I got. Katie: Well, call in Vienna. Bring her in here. She'll tell you. Mike: Katie, stop! Jack: I can't arrest Simon on just Vienna hearsay's evidence. I need more time to build a stronger case. Please, all of you, go home. The wheels of justice will still be turning without you gathered around my desk. Katie: We still think alike. The way we both showed up here, wanting the same thing. Mike: Katie, I came here because I wanted to make sure Vienna went to Jack. You came here because you want to punish Simon. There's a big difference. Mike: Henry. Henry: Yeah? Mike: Will you make sure she's okay? Henry: Yeah. Mike: And don't tell her I -- Henry: That you still care about her? I won't. But I think you should.
Katie: I know Simon stole those diamonds. It's driving me crazy! Henry: You've done everything you can to prove that. But it's out of your hands now. Jack is investigating. Katie: Well, that's just gonna take forever then. Because by the time Jack comes to them, Simon and Carly will have ditched that diamond she's been wearing around her neck. Henry: You really think that's part of the heist? Katie: Yes, I know it is. There's no other reason that Simon would give Carly a diamond like that. And Jack is not putting 100% into this because I think he'd just as soon see Carly get away with it. Henry: Would that be such a terrible thing? Katie: Yeah, if Simon gets away with it too! Henry: Oh, come on, enough with this vendetta thing please! Let's just let this end up the way it's gonna end up? Katie: I need to end up with Mike. Henry: Well, you heard Mike. Going after Simon is not going to get your husband back. Katie: Yes it is. You don't understand. If Simon's behind bars, and I'm the one who put him there, Mike is gonna realize that he is the only one I loved and he will forgive me. Henry: Sweetie, even if that were true -- even if that were true, what makes you think you can do more than Jack is doing right now? Henry: We?
|
