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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 Today’s episode was directed by Chris Goutman and written by Peter Brash.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Henry: Help! Somebody get me out of here! [Door opens] James: Henry, Henry. Save your vocal cords. No one's gonna hear you. The walls of Fairwinds are very, very thick. Henry: Oh, James, James. You are the one who is thick if you think you can get away with first-degree kidnapping, okay? James: Have some breakfast. It'll improve your outlook. Henry: I'm not hungry. James: Not even for omelet aux fine herbes prepared by moi? Henry: Herbs? Herbs? What do you mean, herbs like arsenic? You'll do anything to keep the world from finding out that James Stenbeck is still in circulation. James: Very wise on your part, Henry, not to totally trust me, you see, but the choice is yours -- survive or starve.
Henry: Hey, hey. I am sorry I doubted you, okay? Do I still get another shot at breakfast? James: Why should you? Henry: Because, whatever this test is, I'm not gonna pass it if I'm starving to death. James: Oh, you know, I put in a lot of effort to prepare these meals for you. I invest a lot of my time, my energy, my skill, my intelligence, and you refuse me! Henry: Sorry. You know, I have an idea of how we can just get rid of this trouble altogether. Just let me go, James. I swear on my mother's life, I won't turn you in. I'll be as silent as the grave. James: Graves are silent. You want out of here, is that it? Henry: Yes, yes, yes, please. Pretty please. James: Pretty please? Okay, I'll give you your freedom. You're gonna have to earn it.
Henry: So, what's it gonna be? Texas hold 'em? Omaha high? Caribbean stud? James: Gin rummy. Henry: What, are you kidding me? Why don't we play go fish, James? James: No. Henry: Okay. Rummy it is. At least it's got gin in it. So, the deal is, if I win, you let me go, correct? James: That's the deal. Henry: Bring it on.
[Bottles clank] Henry: I should play this game more often. Gin. James: The game's not over yet, Henry. [Cell phone rings] James: Yes? Derek: We have a situation here.
[Cell phone rings] Vienna: Hello? Henry: Hello, Liebchen. Guess who? Vienna: Oh, Henry! Thank God! Where are you? Henry: Don't be mad. I've been on a bit of a gambling binge here. Been playing blackjack. In fact, I'm at a blackjack table as we speak. Vienna: Blackjack? Oh, Henry, this is not good. Henry: Don't worry, Sweet Lips. I'm on a roll here. Blackjack winning streak. I don't know when I'll be home, but I love you. Don't you forget that? Bye, now. James: Good work, Henry. I hope she bought it, for your sake. Henry: Me too.
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