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Tuesday, July 24, 2007 One of Vienna's new clients is a real estate agent, and she tries to sell Vienna and Henry an unfinished building for their spa. While there, they hear a noise, not realizing it's J.J. being held in the other room! Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Susan Dansby.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Pam: The perfect ending to what has otherwise been a horrific day. Vienna: Oh, it was my pleasure. Pam: Have you been doing massage long? Vienna: As a business? No. But I've been studying it my whole life. Pam: Well, you certainly have found your calling. Vienna: Oh, calling. Oh. Oh, oh, my god, Henry. Oh, darling. Henry: Oh, hey. Sorry, I fell asleep. Vienna: Oh, I forgot you were waiting. Henry: Well, it's worth the wait, sweetie. Me, too. Hi. Pam: I don't believe we've met. Vienna: Oh, Henry, this is my new client, Pam. Pam, this is my Henry. Henry: Hi. I don't mean to interrupt there at all. Pam: Oh, no, we were done. Do you work and live in this suite? That must make things difficult. Vienna: Yes, we've been looking for a bigger place. Henry: Yeah, she's gotten so successful, she already needs to expand. Vienna: He's proud of me. Henry: That I am, indeed. But it's hard to find someplace that's suitable and reasonable as well, you know? Pam: Well, isn't this lucky? I have the perfect place for you two.
Pam: I'm a real estate agent. Vienna: Really? Henry: Oh, okay, Miss Dennison. I don't -- no offense, but I've talked to a lot of agents and I think I've seen every vacancy in town. Pam: Well, you haven't seen this one yet, because it's not on the market. It's still under construction. Henry: Great, well, call us when it's constructed. Pam: Oh, it's the perfect setting and layout for a spa. Vienna: Ooh, tell me all about it. Henry: Vienna, sweetheart, darling. Don't get too excited. It's not finished, yet. Pam: It's got space and light. Gorgeous views. Henry: Great, I can't wait to see them. As soon as there's something to see. Pam: Well, actually, there's a little bit of a problem. Someone else at my company is showing it to another client tomorrow. And I think they're going to sign the deal. If you want to see it, it's got to be tonight. Henry: Tonight? That's out of the question. Vienna: Oh please, darling, what do we have to lose? I'm free and you're free. Let's go right now. Henry: Honey, honey. Okay, okay, anything for you. Pam: Wonderful! Do you happen to have a flashlight? Because we're going to need it. Henry: This place doesn't have any lights yet? Vienna -- Vienna: You know, Henry, he will find the perfect light. He's brilliant at everything. Now tell me all about the views and the spa. And oh, god. I'm having my own spa!
Pam: Watch your step. Vienna: Oh, Henry! Isn't it beautiful? Henry: How can you tell? Vienna: You remember the picnic we had that day by the river? Henry: Yeah, whipped cream, the chocolate syrup. I remember that. Vienna: Scenic park. Isn't that around here? Pam: Oh, you'll have the perfect view of it from that window over there. Vienna: Henry, it's a sign. Can you shine the light over there. Oh, double sinks! J.J.: Help! Vienna: What was that? I heard someone yelling. Henry: Yeah, I'm sure it was the patron saint of homeowners screaming at us not to buy a pig in the poke or a house in the dark. Vienna: Listen, listen. Pam: More than likely it was a bird. There's a natural habitat near here. I've even spotted a bald eagle in this area. Henry: And amber waves of grain as well? Thanks for bringing us here -- we'll let you know, okay? Pam: Well, it would be a shame to lose it. Vienna: Oh, but it's so perfect. Henry: Vienna, that's just a chance we're gonna have to take. Pam: Well, you have only until tomorrow. I mean, if you don't act fast, it'll be gone forever. Henry: Okay.
Vienna: Let's have champagne and celebrate my new spa! Henry: Vienna, sweetheart -- don't you think you're being a little premature? Vienna: Ooh, I have a better idea. Henry: Yeah? Vienna: Let's have a nice, long, warm, hot bubble bath while we drink champagne and celebrate my new spa. Henry: Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie -- Vienna, I -- I can't concentrate when you do that. Vienna: Oh, but think about hot, soapy water. You and me. Henry: No, no. No, not another word, okay. Not another soapy, sensuous syllable, all right? Not until we discuss this. Thank you. Okay, there are a some problems with this. First of all, it's not finished. Second of all, we saw it with a flashlight, which means we didn't get a very good look around. What are you doing? Vienna: You told me not to talk. Henry: Yeah, but I didn't tell you to take your clothes off, either. What are you -- come on. Not until we discuss this. Vienna: I think that we should see Pam first thing in the morning and sign the papers. Henry: No, no, no. Be practical. All right, sweetie. Be practical, all right. You're going to have to drop a big chunk of your money into this thing just to secure it. And then to fix it up and then there's the everyday expenses of running a real business and meeting payroll and everything. It's a real big risk. And if it doesn't work out, your luxury lifestyle is over, I'm afraid. Vienna: What's the problem? We do this -- I still have you, you still have me. It's a free risk! Henry: It's risk-free. Vienna: That's what I said. Henry: Yeah.
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