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Thursday, July 3, 2008 Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Cheryl L. Davis.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Henry: Mikey, what's up? Mike: Hey, Henry. The roast beef was great. Can I get a scoop of fudge walnut ice cream? Henry: Uh, no. No scoop until you give me the scoop on the Metro deal. Don't keep me in suspense. What'd she say? Mike: It's not gonna work, Henry. Henry: Okay. Don't do it for your pal, your best bud. Do it for Vienna, will you? I want to give my lady love the platinum-plated lifestyle she deserves. She thinks slaving away at this diner is the be-all, end-all, and it's not. Metro -- that could be heaven on earth for us, where I could make her disco queen of the night. Now don't let Carly stand in the way of that. Mike: Does Vienna even want to be disco queen of the night? Henry: Doesn't everyone? I'm counting on you, Mike. No scoop of fudge for you until you finish the job, okay? Mike: I'll see what I can do, Henry, but don't get your hopes up. Carly is a force of nature. Henry: Wear your tool belt. Women love that. Mike: Yeah, right. Hey, Vienna. Vienna: Hey, Mike. Ta-ta. Henry: How's my little sexy Swedish dumpling? Vienna: I'm not Swedish today. I'm as American as an apple pie. And I brought some Fourth of July fireworks for you. Henry: Oh.
Henry: Hello, hello. Wow! Hummanah, hummanah, hummanah, hummanah! Martha, Martha, Martha! Wow. You have never looked so fetching. Vienna: Ooh, you likey? Henry: Oh, I likey very muchy. You're busting out there a little bit, aren't you? For the parade. If I remember my American history, Martha Washington was a bit more conservative, I think. Vienna: Yes, I know, but in keeping with the spirit of the holiday, I just took some liberties, and I think it works. Henry: Yeah, yeah, it works. It works. Why don't we get cozy? What do you say? If you're lucky, I'll let you play with my doodle. I've been told -- I've been told it's a dandy. Come here. I love that laugh.
Henry: I think we crossed the Delaware. How long can we keep the diner closed? Vienna: As long as you want. Henry: Really? Then we have time for another historic re-enactment, I think. Vienna: Oh, I can't believe you chopped down that cherry tree, George. Henry: Oh, don't worry, Martha. It'll come back. I cannot tell a lie. We'll have plenty of firewood for those long winter nights. Tall-ho, Mrs. Washington. Let us form a more perfect union. Oh!
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