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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 Henry and Vienna console Brad in his misery about Katie. Then Vienna gets a brilliant idea - she wants to get a job and live like normal people! So she and Henry decide to open a spa. Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by Elizabeth Page.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Brad: Henry! Henry: Bradley! Brad: I'm buying. Henry: Oh -- Brad: How about a hand or two of cards? I am feeling lucky tonight. Henry: Hey! Have cards, we'll travel. And I never turn down a free drink. Unless I have other plans. Vienna: You're mine and don't forget it. Brad: Ouch. That's got to hurt. Vienna: I would never hurt my Henry. Brad: Yeah, but that leash you've got him on has got to pinch a bit. Henry: Oh, Brad, let me tell you something. When a woman makes you as happy as Vienna makes me, you don't need a leash. Because you don't want to stray. Brad: Henry, you are a domesticated animal. Henry: Brad, you are a lonely guy. Brad: Me? Henry: Yeah. Brad: Me? I could have any woman I want. Vienna: Except me. And Katie.
Brad: I don't need a woman to make me happy, okay, and if I did, it certainly wouldn't be Katie. Henry: Oh lord -- yes, yes, he's got it bad. Vienna: I just don't get it. Henry: What honey? Vienna: Why so many men fall for Katie. It doesn't seem to last, which is a shame. She really deserves to be loved. Brad: But not by me. Henry: That's right. That's right, Brad. Save yourself. I know you're going to find the right girl one of these years. Brad: I'm not looking, okay, so you can keep your free advice. The only reason why I offered to buy you a drink and win a little money off you is because, I used to like you. Henry: You still like me, Brad. You just don't like that I'm right. Brad: You know for your information, okay, there are more important things in trying to find miss right, I've got my career to think about. Henry: Now that, my darling, is what happens when a men fall for Katie Peretti. Vienna: He's right. Henry: About what? Vienna: He has a career. Henry: No, Katie has a career. He's just along for the ride. Vienna: Well still, he has something to do when he gets up the morning. Henry: Am I boring you, darling? Vienna: No, never. I just thought it might be nice to do something. Henry: Well we do things. We wake up, you kiss me. I kiss you. We see where that leads. And then we take a shower and see where that leads. And then you take out the lingerie and I pick something for the day. And then we go have breakfast, unless we're too busy taking off lingerie. And then we go out and shop and go to lunch, we go to movies, we do lots of things, what are you talking about? Vienna: But wouldn't it be great to be something? Henry: What do you mean? Besides happy? Vienna: No, have you ever had a career? Henry: Yes, yes, I've -- well I had a brief stint in television production. I was a private eye for a little while. A card shark. There's also the limo -- Vienna: Uniforms! We have to find something to do with uniforms. Because you know what, I love it when you wear that little hat when your driving. Henry: Okay honey, I'll buy you a hat. Vienna: No, it's not just a hate Henry. I want to have something I've never had before. And one thing I've never had is a job. You know, don't you think that would be amusing. Henry: Can I have two martinis please. Make mine a double. Yeah --
Henry: You're serious, then? Thank you. You're serious? You want a job? Vienna: Yes, yes, of course, I'm serious. Henry: Why? Vienna: Well, because I look at it as a new adventure, a new experience. You don't have anything against that, do you? Henry: No, honey, you know me, I love new experiences. But look, you're the kindest, gentlest, most generous woman I have ever met. And you make everyone you meet feel better, so isn't that enough? Vienna: You know, it's my hands -- my hands. I'm really good with my hands. Henry: Yes, yes, yes, I know that. But I'm not going to share the wealth. And besides, I think that's illegal. Vienna: No, no, no, no, no. I mean massage. You know, everybody keeps telling me that, that I'm very talented. Henry: I -- I don't need to know the names. Ah, don't stop, Vienna! Vienna: I could wear, like, a white Jacket, and white pants, and -- oh, a turban, a turban. That's kind of like a hat, isn't it? Henry: Honey, no one is going to be paying attention to what you're wearing. Their eyes are going to be closed in ecstasy.
Vienna: You see? I'm wonderful. Henry: Oh, there's no question about that. Vienna: No, what I mean is, people would pay me to do this. And Oakdale doesn't really have a decent spa. We should open one. I'd do the massage and beauty treatments. I always used to give my girlfriends facials and makeovers. And you could do all the bookings, and hand out towels, and get the money! Henry: Yeah, and fend off all the men who will be pushing you up against a wall because you've had your hands all over their bodies. Vienna: They will get a massage, and that's it. The rest is for you. Henry: All right. Okay, okay, so where do we do this, this spa? Vienna: We'll start small. We'll get a room here at the hotel. We buy uniforms. And we'll print up a list over the different services we're going to have. Et voila! We're in business. Henry: All right. But first, I think it's only business-like that I sample your services. So I know what we're selling. Let's start with the full-body massage, shall we?
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