Henry Recaps

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Henry appears briefly today to warn Mike that Paul is not going to give up on Meg very easily.

Today’s episode was directed by John O'Connell and written by Richard Culliton.

Transcripts from TVMegasite

Henry: Well, I was flabbergasted to hear about the Snyder farm project. I never thought, in a million years, that Emma would give up with land.

Mike: Yeah, especially to an evil developer like me.

Henry: One of these days, you're gonna have to tell me how you talked her into it.

Mike: I didn't really do that much talking.

Henry: Really? It was just your manly charm, Mike? Come on. Emma doesn't fall for that sort of thing.

Mike: I'm like catnip to women. I realy am. Now that I've conquered the mother, I think I may move on to the daughter.

Henry: Meg? Are you serious?

Mike: I'm taking her to a party tomorrow night, if you call that serious.

Henry: Does Paul Ryan know about this?

Mike: He invited us.

Henry: Oh, boy. I don't like this. I don't like this at all, Mike.

Mike: Why not?

Henry: Um, I don't know if you've noticed, but Paul can be quite possessive, in the psychotic sense.

Mike: Meg says he's changed.

Henry: Okay, all right. Before you take that to heart, make sure you have a note from his shrink.

Mike: Yeah, thanks, Henry. Can't you just, you know, be happy for me? I mean, this is the first date I've had with a beautiful woman in months.

Henry: Right, and the last beautiful woman in your life stomped on your heart pretty badly, as I recall.

Mike: If you're talking about Katie, I am finally over her. So just say "Congratulations, Mike." And get me some ketchup.

Henry: Congratulations, Mike. I hope you have a wonderful time tomorrow night. And carry a weapon, just in case.