Thursday, May 23,
2002
Once again we see Henry in drag. First he was a pregnant
woman, then an island beauty, and now he's a nurse! Still looking for that
elusive something he thinks Rose has.
Rose has just had the reversal treatment which has made her
young and beautiful again. She's in the shower in her hospital room
bathroom when the door opens and we see a nurse's feet walk in. The camera
pans up and we see it's Henry dressed in a nurse's uniform complete with
hat. He hears Rose singing in the shower, mutters "keep your day
job," and begins to look through Rose's purse.
Henry finds Rose's keys. He passes up the house key, "could have used that a few days
ago," and takes the key to her World Wide office. He's about to leave
when Paul comes in. Henry the nurse pretends to be straightening up the
bed. Paul looks at "her" funny and tells her she doesn't need to
do that, Rose is leaving tonight. So Henry nods and leaves the room.
Rose comes out of the bathroom and asks Paul who he was talking to.
"The ugliest nurse I've ever seen!" he replies.
Henry, dressed in his normal suit and tie, sneaks into World
Wide and uses his key to get into Rose's office. "It wasn't at
Daddy's house in 'Joisey,' it wasn't at Rose's home on the range complete with
animal heads, so it's gotta be here. Come to Papa!" He begins
to search through Rose's desk and her files. Suddenly the door opens and
Lucinda walks in. She grabs a lamp as a weapon to defend herself against
the intruder, and stops in surprise when she realizes who it is.
"Good grief, you?!" she cries.
Lucinda says that she recognizes Henry as "that weasel who worked with Katie Peretti at WOAK." Henry
tells her that for a woman her age she has a remarkable memory, and she responds
that she has a good left hook too! She asks Henry how he got in and why
he's here. Henry tries to avoid the questions and just leave, but she
pushes him back into the chair. Henry protests, saying, "you're
manhandling me, and you're not even a man!"
Lucinda, beginning to put two and two together, tells him that
she knows Rose's house was broken into two nights ago and it was a mess.
Henry insists that it couldn't have been him, "I'm neat, I'm a very very
neat person." Lucinda threatens him with bodily harm if he doesn't
confess. "Not the face, not the face!" protests Henry as
Lucinda's shoe gets dangerously near his face. He tells her that he's not
here for money or to cheat Rose, he's here to get a letter. In fact,
there's money to be made.
Lucinda asks why he didn't just call Rose, and
accuses him of working for James Stenbeck. Henry wonders why everyone is
accusing him, first of working for some Dahlia person, now of working for some
Stenbeck person. Lucinda says that she is not amused. Henry says
they just don't get along, so he'll leave with his hands empty. He gives
her back the key, and she asks where he got it. He says that a nurse gave
it to him. Lucinda's not buying it and picks up the phone to call the
police. Henry sees his chance and runs for the door. "Stop, you
weasel!" calls Lucinda after him. But it's no use, he's gone.
Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and
written by Elizabeth Page.
Transcripts from ATWTweekly
[ Memorial Hospital - Rose's Room ]
>> Paul: Are you okay? Is it sensitive?
>> Rose: No, no, no. It feels great. Don't stop. You know what?
>> Paul: What?
>> Rose: Dr. Bob says I can leave if I feel up to it.
>> Paul: Really?
>> Rose: Mm-hmm.
>> Paul: You think you're well enough to go home with me?
>> Rose: Let me just take a quick shower and then we'll go, okay?
>> Paul: All right. Can I wash your back?
>> Rose: Later.
>> Paul: Okay. I'll go take care of the paperwork.
[ Paul leaves and Rose takes out a mirror to study her new face ]
>> Rose: Oh, hello, you. Welcome back.
[ Rose humming ]
>> Henry: [ dressed as a nurse and hears Rose singing in the shower ] Keep
your day job, sweetheart. [ he starts going through Rose's purse ] Come on. It's
gotta be in here somewhere.
[ Memorial Hospital - Rose's Room ]
>> Henry: What is that, a house key? Could've used that a couple of days
ago. That's a miscellaneous -- ah-ha! One big brass Worldwide key.
>> Paul: Hey, beautiful. Beautiful, you're officially discharged!
>> Rose: [ from the shower ] And you're officially the best!
>> Paul: You know what? You don't have to do that, ma'am. You don't have
to do that. Ms. D'Angelo's leaving tonight.
>> Henry: Hmm?
>> Ms. D'Angelo is leaving tonight. You don't have to make her --
>> Henry: All right, righty-O.
>> Rose: Hey, who were you talkin' to?
>> Paul: The ugliest nurse I've ever seen in my life.
[ Worldwide Offices ]
>> Henry: Okay. It wasn't at daddy's house in Jersey. And it wasn't at
Rosie's home on the range, complete with the animal heads. Taste, hello. So it's
gotta be here. Well, won't you come to papa? [ digging through Rose's desk ] Ah,
ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah.
>> Lucinda: Good grief. You?
[ Worldwide Offices ]
>> Lucinda: I know you. I know you. You're that guy. You're that weasel
that worked with Katie Peretti, WOAK, harassed Holden.
>> Henry: You know, it's amazing. A woman your age, you have a remarkable
memory.
>> Lucinda: Yeah, and I got a great left hook, too. Now tell me -- how did
you get in here?
>> Henry: You know, I know this must seem very, very unexpected, but
what's life without a few surprises?
>> Lucinda: Yeah, yeah, I wanna know.
>> Henry: You know what?
>> Lucinda: Yeah?
>> Henry: I'm just gonna walk out that door.
>> Lucinda: Yeah? 
>> Henry: And I'm just gonna come back here sometime when you're just not
so -- so here. Oh -- stop! You're manhandling me. You're not even a man! Ah!
>> Lucinda: Okay, now. Come on. Rose D'Angelo's place was broken into two
nights ago, and there was a colossal mess!
>> Henry: That was not me because I am neat. I'm a very, very neat person.
>> Lucinda: You either tell me what you were looking for, or I'm gonna get
physical.
>> Henry: Not the face, not the face, all right. You win, you win, okay.
Why am I here? Why am I here? I -- I am not here to steal money or take
corporate papers or the keys to the jet. All right, I am just here for a letter.
A simple letter. Is that so much to ask? Hmm?
[ Worldwide Offices ]
>> Henry: Now, look -- I am not here to cheat Rose. 
I
am not here to wreck Worldwide. I am -- you know what? As a matter of fact -- as
a matter of fact -- this is a good thing. There was a lot of money to be made, a
lot of money to go around, believe me.
>> Lucinda: Oh, so you're trying to steal money from me?
>> Henry: No, no.
>> Lucinda: Look, I'm sorry, darling why don't you just get on the phone
and telephone Rose and say, "Rose, where is my letter?" I'll tell you
why you don't do that -- because you're working for James Stenbeck.
>> Henry: Oh -- okay. You know, I have been accused of working for a lot
of people, all right? 
First this Dahlia--
Dahlia somebody. I was supposed to be working with her. Now this James somebody
--
>> Lucinda: Oh, it's Stenbeck, and I'm not amused. I'm not.
>> Henry: Well, what can I say? We just don't click. You know, this is me
walking out with my hands empty.
>> Lucinda: Ah, ah.
>> Henry: Okay, okay. You know what? Here. Here is the key.
>> Lucinda: Where did you get that key?
>> Henry: A nurse gave it to me.
>> Lucinda: I'm not amused. I am not amused, all right? Now, you come
clean and tell me freely and openly what you did, or else I'm gonna call the
police. 
>> Henry: No, Ms. Walsh, that's not a good idea. No, no, no. 'Cause they
wouldn't understand the situation --
>> Lucinda: That's just too bad. No, why don't I just call them?
>> Henry: Why don't you put the phone down? Because I don't think --
>> Lucinda: I don't wish to put the phone down. You hang on. Hello? Thank
you. I wanna speak with Detective Hughes, please. [Henry runs out of the room ]
Wait! Wait! Oh, stop, you weasel!
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