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Thursday, May 15, 2008 Today’s episode was directed by Habib Azar and written by Richard Culliton.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: Hey, what are you doing here? Henry: Hey. I just wanted to see how you were doing. Katie: I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be? Henry: Okay. If you say you're fine, then you are, or you're in denial. Katie: What does that mean? Henry: Listen, I'm your number-one fan. I never, ever miss a show. Katie: Oh. You saw Janet. Henry: I saw a lot of Janet. So, you don't have to tell me you're fine. Not when the mother of your hubby's child is so -- so -- Katie: So what? Henry: Well, the girl is not hiding her light under a bushel, as Emma Snyder might say. Katie: Thanks for that folk wisdom. It would have been a lot easier coming from Emma. Henry: I just -- I just -- I wanted to say that it can't be easy. Katie: It's fine. She's gone. She left. Henry: She left already? Kate: Mm-hmm. And she's not coming back any time soon. Henry: Uh-huh. So she just dropped in for a visit? Katie: No, she obviously wanted to stay longer, but I talked to Brad and he asked her to go. Henry: You made him send away his baby's mama? Katie: Well, it sounds bad when you put it that way. Henry: There's a nice way to say it, Katie? Katie: You don't understand. There were some very good reasons. Henry: Yeah. Yeah, two of them. Katie: What the hell are you guys doing? Cameraman #1: Quality control. Katie: What, you've never seen a woman before? Cameraman #2: Not like her. Katie: Well, too bad. You're never gonna see those again.
Henry: Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about. I had this distinct impression that Janet would rub you the wrong way. Katie: No, no. It's not that. Henry: Hmm? Katie: It's not that I don't like Janet, or even that I'm jealous of her -- Henry: Endowments. Katie: Oh, come on. Actually, Janet showing up here just proved to me how much Brad really loves me. Henry: How? Katie: Because I voiced my concerns to him and he really listened. Not only did he listen, he agreed with me. Janet is a real handful. Henry: On so many levels. Katie: Oh, stop it. There's just something about her that I don't trust. She's very unpredictable, you know? Well, you saw how she just barged onto the set and took over. How self-absorbed can you get? Ask yourself, Henry, is that the kind of person you want in an impressionable young girl's life?
Henry: You've been quiet for too long. You're making me nervous. Katie: Something's going on with Brad. Henry: Any ideas what? Katie: Well, he was supposed to have breakfast with Liberty and then bring her here. Maybe she's upset that her mother left. Henry: Wouldn't he have told you that? Katie: No, Brad likes to think he has this whole parenting thing under control. If that's what's going on, it's my fault. I'm the one who asked Janet to leave. Henry: You're thinking of taking some action, aren't you? Katie: If I caused this, I should be the one talking to Liberty. Or at least let her know that Brad and I are a united front.
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