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Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Katie and Henry find Vienna and Brad in what appears to be a compromising position. But Brad is just smearing cold remedy on her chest because she's sick. Both couples argue, and Vienna slips on some of the goo and falls down. She's OK but Henry takes her to the hospital just to be safe, where Brad and Henry have a conversation. Today’s episode was directed by Michael Eilbaum and written by David A. Levinson.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: Hey. Henry: Hey! Hey, there's my roomie. You just missed the morning rush. What
can I get you? Katie: Oh, uh, coffee and a croissant to go, please. Henry: Okay. You off to the studio? Katie: Yes, a mountain of paperwork awaits me. Henry: Ah, the life of a TV personality. So many headshots to sign, so little
time. Katie: Remember when that was all I ever wanted? Henry: Remember? You're looking at the guy who went to some incredible -- not
to mention illegal -- lengths to make that happen for you. Katie: Yes you did, didn't you? Henry: Mm-hmm. Katie: Now all I want is to be a mom, and you're helping me with that, too. Henry: I don't know if "helping" is really the right word. Katie: Yes, it is. You are the best, and you know it. Where's Vienna? In the back? I want to invite her for lunch today. Henry: Uh, no, she's not, actually. She's at home. Katie: She is? I didn't see her before I left. Henry: Well, she's feeling a little under the weather, so I let her sleep in.
Katie: She's not feeling well? Henry: No, it's nothing. It's just a little cold. Katie: Henry: Now, it's a couple of sniffles, a sneeze or two. That's it. Katie: Well, why didn't you say anything before you left? Brad and I are
right down the hall. You could knock on the door and tell us she was sick. Henry: She's not sick. It's a runny nose. That's all. Katie: That is not all. Katie: I know if Henry: Yeah, right, I wouldn't. Otherwise, she would kill me. Katie: It's just this baby changes everything. Henry: I know. Katie: And I know it probably feels like that's all any of us ever talk about
or think about, but I don't want you to feel like you're not part of it. Henry: Oh, trust me. I'm a big part of this pregnancy. Huge. Katie: Yes, you are. And don't forget it. I know we joke about it all the
time, but it's really true. What we're doing makes us a family. Henry: Well, I don't do that great with families. Katie: Henry, I'm serious. Henry: So am I. Katie: We need to learn how to embrace this part of the journey. Henry: Really? Embrace it how? Katie: By taking care of each other. Henry: Okay, mama bear. We're in a suburb, not a commune. Katie: I have an idea. What's your soup of the day? Henry: Chicken noodle. Why? Katie: I think it's about time you and I made a house call. Katie: What are you doing? Henry: Unbreast -- unhand her! Brad: Katie! Katie: What the hell is going on? Brad: Okay, this is not -- this is not what -- this is not what it looks
like. Katie: What is all over your hands? Henry: Who cares what's on the hands? Why were they all over Brad: I thought you were gonna be at the studio today. Katie: Obviously. Brad: Look, she's sick. Katie: Oh, really? So you were just warming her up with your hands? Brad: No, it's some kind of home remedy. Katie: No, this is a home remedy! Brad: It was for the baby. Katie: Oh, right. For the baby. Brad: Katie -- Katie: Don't let me get in the way of your magical, healing hands! Brad Henry: Guess again, sweetheart. Henry: You let Brad put his hands all over you! Henry: You were smiling. Henry: Yes, and in the state you were in, I'm sure Brad was happy, too. Henry: I'm being disrespectful? Henry: I'm being disrespectful? Henry: Okay, what should I do, sweetheart? Next time I come home and see some
guy helping you breathe, what should I do? Should I hang a sock on the door? Henry: No, you're not. Henry: That's not his child in there. That's mine. Henry: Okay, all right. When it's born, it's all theirs. But up until then --
Henry: I don't have to pretend! That's my biological baby in there! Henry: It means -- that Brad has no right to touch you! That's right. I said
it. Henry: Because you don't belong to Brad! You're mine! Henry: That's right. Henry: Wait just a second, vi -- [ Henry: Henry: Henry: Sit up slowly. Slowly, slowly, slowly. Henry: What? Oh, my god. Easy. Some of that stinky goop. Brad must have
spilled it all over the floor. Are you all right? Are you dizzy? Henry: Does anything hurt? Henry: Your nose? Henry: Right, right, right. What about the baby? Henry: Are you sure? Henry: Well, you never can tell. We should get you to the hospital just to be
on the safe side. I don't want to take any chances with the baby. Henry: No, because, like you said, Brad and Katie are counting on us, right? Henry: Right, okay. [Doorbell rings] Hello. Who are you? Henry: What? No. No, no, no, no. We don't have time for that. I got to get Katie: Oh, thank god. Are you okay? Brad: What happened? Henry: She slipped on some of that goop that you spilled. Brad: Oh, Henry: Actually, it sort of is. Katie: Is the baby okay? Is Sven okay? Katie: Oh, what a relief. Brad: You should have called us, man. Brad: Well, yeah, but think about us. We were coming home. Then we find out
from the cameraman that you're in the hospital. Henry: She said it was no big deal, all right?! Why don't you back off? She's
not under house arrest! Brad: Hey, well, no offense, Henry, but that's our baby that she's carrying
around. I think we have a right to know when something's going on, when
something's happened, okay? Henry: Actually, Brad, no, you don't because -- Brad: Because what, Henry? Henry: Forget it. Forget it. Katie: What? Henry! Brad: What the hell? Katie: Brad: No, no. I can't do that. Brad: Listen, what is going on with you, man? Henry: Go away, Brad. I don't want to talk to you right now. Brad: No, too bad, because I'm not going anywhere. I know this isn't easy.
This is a weird situation for all of us. Henry: Well, some of us are adapting better than others. Brad: Okay, well, you're just gonna have to accept the fact that, until my
baby is born that I have a right to know everything involving Henry: Anything else? Brad: Yeah. Yeah, there is. I think that I've been really nice about it, but
you bite my head off all the time, and I really don't think that's making it
easy for any of us. Henry: Excuse me? Brad: You know, look, we've talked about this, and, you know, I get it. I get
it. I really do. It's got to be hard dealing with the fact that I, you know, got
Henry: Will you listen to me, you walking monkey wrench, that is my -- Brad: Your what? Henry: That is my woman, okay? Brad: Yeah, well, that's what I'm trying to tell you. Yes, I do respect that.
But I'm asking you to respect that your woman is carrying around my baby, okay? Henry: Okay. We'll call next time. Brad: All right. I mean -- are we good? Henry: You stink. Brad: What? Henry: Your hand -- it stinks. Brad: Oh. Henry: And, yes. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. Brad: Good. Henry: Okay. Henry: Hey, I talked to the doctor. You're all checked out. Henry: Brad and Katie's? Henry: You're carrying their baby. Henry: No. Nothing's changed.
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