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Monday, March 17, 2008 Henry and Brad are drowning their sorrows when Henry receives a note from Vienna to meet him at the church. What he doesn't know is that it's all part of Gray's plan, and Vienna received a similar message. They meet at the church and immediately all quarrels are forgotten. In a spontaneous ceremony they vow their love and devotion to each other. Meanwhile, Matt has locked the door and is outside pouring gasoline around the church, planning to burn it down. Today’s episode was directed by Jennifer Pepperman. No writer listed due to writer's strike.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Brad: Women. Henry: You can say that again. Brad: Women. Henry: Here's to all the pretty ladies. Brad: No! No, don't drink to them. They don't deserve it. Henry: No, you're right. They don't deserve it. Brad: Okay, you know how you go into a wine store, and you think you know what you want, but it turns out you don't know anything about wine. You're just buying a fancy label. And then you find out that the wine wasn't worth what you paid for it? Henry: Yeah, I know. It's like when you go to a wine tasting, right? And you have this great wine, and say this is great, I'm going to buy a whole case of this. You get home, it's not as good as you thought, it's not what you thought you were getting. It's not what you thought you wanted. Brad: Women, they don't know what they want. Henry: No, they don't. Brad: They think they do. But they don't. Henry: Yeah, who needs them? Brad: We don't! Concierge: This was left for you, Mr. Coleman. Henry: Oh, thank you. Concierge: My pleasure. Henry: It's a letter from Vienna. Brad: Forget her. Henry: She wants me to meet her at the church. I got to go. Brad: Wait, wait, wait. What were we just saying? Huh? Did you forget already? Women. Who needs 'em?
Brad: No, no. No, no. You can not go meet Vienna. All right? That road only leads to heartache. And I am telling you this for your own good. Henry: She has summoned me, brad and I must obey. Brad: Women. Okay? They say they want you. They make you fall in love with them. And then they come up with all sorts of reasons why they can't be with you. Henry: I don't care. I'm off! She has beckoned me, and I must go. Brad: Where's your pride, man? Henry: It's long gone, brad! It's long gone. Brad: And your share comes to -- it's all right. You're going to get the next one.
Vienna: Henry. Henry: Shh. You're here. That's enough. You don't need to talk.
Vienna: My beautiful Henry. This is a perfect place to give thanks for having you back in my life again. Henry: I know. I know. I feel exactly the same way. And I realized -- I finally realized that I want to be with you forever, okay? I want to make a solemn promise to never leave you. Vienna: You really mean that? Henry: Yeah. I swear -- on my grandmother's grave -- wherever you want. Vienna: Here. Henry: What? Vienna: Promise me here. Henry: I am promising you here. In the church. Vienna: Let's do it properly. Let's exchange vows. Henry: What now? Vienna: Repeat after me. I, Henry Coleman -- Henry: I, Henry Coleman -- Vienna: Do solemnly swear and promise -- Henry: Do solemnly swear and promise -- Vienna: That I will never leave -- Henry: That I will never leave Vienna Hyatt. That I will cherish her and remain faithful to her. And I will love her more and more each day. [Vienna cries] Vienna: I, Vienna Hyatt -- Henry: Do solemnly swear and promise -- Vienna: Do solemnly swear and promise that I will love and cherish Henry Coleman. Henry: And you'll never leave me -- Vienna: And never leave you. Henry: And be faithful to me. Vienna: Faithful. [Splashing] Henry: And I, Henry Coleman, and you, Vienna Hyatt, do solemnly swear here before god, to honor and trust, and love and cherish -- [Splashing] Vienna: Honor, trust, love and cherish -- [Splashing] -- Until death us do part. Henry: Until death us do part. [Splashing]
Henry: Let's go home. Vienna: Yes. Now. Right now! Henry: Yeah? Oh, okay. Ah, it's locked. Vienna: Well, it's an old door. Push harder. Henry: Yeah. No, no, no. It's locked. It's -- well, we weren't here during regular service hours. So, we were just lucky to get in. I mean, maybe somebody came by and locked it, and didn't realize we were in here. Vienna: What, so we're stuck in here? Henry: I guess so. Vienna: Okay, well -- Henry: Yeah -- Vienna: Let's make the best of it. Henry: Mm-hmm.
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