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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 Henry is tied up with a dummy in a scene shop in Chicago. He manages to wriggle his cell phone out of his pocket and call Katie. He's able to tell her where she is, and Katie and Brad rush to the rescue. Unfortunately they're delayed by Carly, Jack, and Kit, who has hit Henry over the head with a hammer. Today’s episode was directed by Habib Azar. No writer listed due to writer's strike.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Henry: Take one down pass it around no bottles of beer on the wall. That is the first time I ever gotten to the end of that timeless ditty. Did you know that? I always imagined it would be so much -- so much more emotionally satisfying. You're a lousy audience, you know that? Here I am -- I'm keeping up the witty repartee for hours, despite being chaffed in certain ways that a gentlemen shall not mention, and I can't even get a tepid huzzah out of you. That's it, man. Forget about you. I'm going to get out of here on my own.
Henry: A little help! Oh, you are of no use, do you know that? You won't join me in drinking songs, you won't scooch on over with some keys to take care of these cuffs. And you're a real dud when it comes to small talk. All right, I really got to tell you, if you think this strong and silent thing is going to get you a slot on Katie and Brad's show, you've got another thing coming -- I could really -- I could really use a conversation with Katie right now. She's got an incredible way of getting out of trouble. Even though it usually involves me putting on a dress. Wow, you know, they really must have hit me on the head pretty hard, I cannot believe I forgot about this. I've got an idea here.
Henry: Okay -- don't worry, it's a European phone. Very continental. [Phone dials] [Henry laughs] Brad: Okay, it's my turn. [Phone rings] Katie: It's Henry! Henry? Henry: Hey, bubbles, is that you? Katie: Oh, thank god you're okay. I knew that you didn't just run away. Brad: Yeah, that's right. Not with true love at stake. Henry: Listen, I got knocked over the head, and now I'm chained to some pole with nothing but a dummy for company. Brad: Who cares about his IQ, can he get you out? Henry: A real dummy, Brad. A puppet. Katie: Don't worry, we're on our way to come get you. Where are you? Henry: I have no idea.
Henry: Wait a second -- by George, I think I've got it. Katie: Good. Where are you? Henry: Chicago loop scenic shop. Katie: Okay, we're on our way. Just sit tight. Henry: Yeah, I've been doing a lot of that lately. Katie: We'll see you soon. Bye. Brad: Chicago's a big town. How are we going to find this place? Katie: It's the 21st century, Brad. There's a little thing called the internet. Henry: I saw you -- I saw you watching my little bit of tongue gymnastics there. You know where I learned that, huh? How to dial by -- by mouth like that? A lovely little woman I met in Bangkok. She can make a hard man humble, even at long distance. [Laughter] We've got to stop meeting like this.
Jack: You okay? Carly: Yeah. At least we know kit is here. Jack: So let's find her. Henry. Carly: Is that Henry? Jack: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Carly: Henry! Oh, my god. Jack: He's alive. He's alive. He's just out cold. Carly: Jack, we have to get him to the hospital right now. Jack: He's not going anywhere until we find a way to break him out of these cuffs. Carly: Henry? Henry?
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