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Thursday, January 24, 2008 Henry shows up briefly to give Katie advice and channel Jackie Gleason. Today’s episode was directed by John O'Connell and written by Leslie Niplow.
Transcripts from TVMegasite Katie: We could have frozen to death out there. No thanks to you, Vienna. Vienna: Don't blame me. Blame the phone company. Because this is the 21st century, and you should have had cell phone service. Henry: I am sorry that Brad broke his leg, although it is poetic justice after what he did to my laptop. Katie: What are you talking about? Vienna: Well, Henry's computer was sacrificed, because Brad loves you. Henry: It was not romantic, Vienna. It was murder. And it proves my point. That Katie plus Brad equals damage and destruction. Do not engage. Vienna: Whoa, whoa are you guys getting engaged? Both: No. Vienna: But he loves you! Henry: She'll be lucky to escape with her life! Brad is already in the hospital. Vienna: Because she saved him with her superhuman strength. Katie: You guys argue amongst yourselves. I'm going to go check on Brad. Vienna: No, this can not be denied. This is the power of love, Henry! Henry: Oh, Vienna, sweetheart, I love you so much, but I swear one of these days -- boom, pow -- right to the moon. Vienna: Oh. [ Henry laughs ]
Vienna: Hello! Katie: Hi! Vienna: Never fear, we have provisions. Katie: What is that? Vienna: This is a specialty drink guaranteed to make your bones strong. [ Brad groans ] Brad: I'm afraid! Vienna: Hold -- Brad: Okay, all right. Vienna: Drink! Henry: Imagine my surprise when I heard that Brad was staying here. Vienna: I think it's wonderful. Henry: Yeah? Katie: There's an explanation. Henry: Really? I can't wait to here all about it, downstairs. We'll be right back! Brad: You're leaving me alone with her? Henry: We'll bring you something to cleanse your palate, Brad. Go!
Vienna: This was an absolutely brilliant move, Brad. Brad: Well, it wasn't exactly premeditated, Vienna. But yeah, it could work out. Vienna: Well, of course it is. You're in Katie's bed, aren't you? Brad: I'm incapacitated. Vienna: That's merely a technicality. You have her just where you want her. And that's what counts, hmm?
Henry: Why are you doing this? Katie: Because I'm the reason Brad broke his leg. Henry: So what? Does that mean you owe him indentured servitude or something? Katie: He needs someone to take care of him. Henry: Huh -- uh-huh. Am I the only one here that's sensing some of your old, familiar patterns, Katie? Katie: What are you talking about? Henry: Think back -- you nursing mike, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera -- [ Katie sighs ] Katie: No, come on, this is totally different. Brad is just a friend. He broke his leg looking for me after your significant Swede told people that we didn't need to be rescued. Henry: He is in love with you! Katie: No, he's not. And I never encouraged those feelings. Henry: Really? What do you call wild, crazy sex every 10 minutes to make a baby? Katie: A mistake. And I'm not doing it anymore -- [ Cell phone rings ] The last thing I need is to get involved with Jack's brother. Yes, Brad? Brad: Could you get me some ice? My leg is starting to throb. I mean, no rush, but -- actually, it's kind of starting to kill, and since you stole my happy pills -- Katie: Brad needs his pain medication. Henry: I rest my case.
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